1、情人节有需要电灯泡的吗？吃不吃饭不重要，主要是想近距离看看爱情。

Do you need for 's day? It 't we eat or not, we want to have a look at love.

2、千万别相信情人节别人对你的表白，他们就是图你的口罩。

Don't what say to you on 's day. They are just for your mask.

3、今天单身的小朋友大家好，希望光棍节还能看到你们。

, . I hope I can see you on Day.

4、情人节有人送金，有人送银，有人送花；我怕没人送我，我就自己把这三样都买了，别说这金银花还真挺去火。

On 's day, some send gold, some and some . I'm no one will send me, so I'll buy all of them , not to that the is .

5、听说今天是西方的情人节，还好我是北方人，就不跟着掺合了。

It's said that is 's day in the West. , I'm a , so I won't mix with it.

6、单身的朋友们不要怕情人节朋友圈搞笑文案，情人节只有一天，而单身是每一天。

don't be , 's Day is only one day, and is day.

7、有钱人终成眷属，没钱人亲眼目睹；我坐在三轮车上看得清清楚楚。

All be well with the rich, and the poor it; I can see it from the .

8、我对象说：“一起过情人节吧！”象说：“不行啊，动物园不让。”

My said, "let's 's day ." The said, "no, the zoo won't let me."

9、对方已经拒绝了你的狗粮，并踢翻了你的狗盆。

The has your food and over your dog .

10、所谓英雄不问出处，单身不看岁数；别人有甜甜的恋爱，我有圆圆的脑袋。

The so- hero does not ask the , do not look at the age; have love, I have a head.

11、情人节别晒礼物了，都嗮嗮对象吧！说不定有同款。

Don't sun out your on 's day. Let's have fun! the same.

12、情人节了，你们把花拿稳当点，要是扎到了我，没个三五万我是起不来的。

's day, you take the , if the bar to me, no or I can't get up.

13、我记得你们去年情人节的对象，不是这个人。

I last 's day, not this .

14、别问我情人节怎么过；坐着过，躺着过，看别人过，不如不过，一个人过。

Don't ask me how to 's day; it's to sit, lie and , but to live .

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